Fun Stuff
We will be adding more and more games as we roll along, so if you don’t see your favorite right now, just hold on. We’ll be adding plenty of fun stuff soon!
We’re starting a new feature called “Game of the Week”, where we will spotlight a different addicting and time-wasting game each week. After a game takes a turn in the spotlight, it will be added to our games list (listed below the Game of the Week). So have fun!
Game of the Week: September 14, 2007
Biggification…
This one is pretty addicting, and a bit frustrating…what a perfect combo!
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Remember to check the games list, below, for your favorite games once they move out of the spotlight.Tetris
Is there a certain altitude where the dry territories become wet territory?
LOL 
Just thought a large tree-house up on top a high mountain might could
serve for a local Boars Nest or something
The laws of Air and Sea are generally administered by the Pilot/Captain,
so the pilot in this situation should have ordered the passenger restrained.
They should have a Master At Arms, no?
If they don’t have a full crew, then they shouldn’t fly (sail across the sky).
Maybe I’m wrong there, but the law of sky should be very similar to law of sea.
(perhaps someone in the FAA overlooked this fact or something?) BUT;
The Pilot (Captain) should have designated a "Master of Arms" to enforce the
law of sky (should be very similar to law of sea) with force if necessary.
EVEN IF this means restraining, or imprisoning the passenger for the remainder
of the flight (voyage).
Just kidding with the Boars Nest thing up above
BUT;
Well I’ve already made the important point too… over…
Half life of elavil….
Elavil ibs. Elavil facts. Elavil side effects. Elavil. Elavil dosage for insomnia. How does elavil work for migraine. Interactions between elavil and lexapro….
Hallucinogenic chocolates doom Berlin sweet shop!
BERLIN (Reuters) – Police closed down a Berlin sweet shop after discovering the owner was selling chocolates and lollipops laced with hallucinogenic mushrooms and marijuana.
The 23-year old owner of the shop in the trendy east Berlin district of Prenzlauer Berg, an area known for its vibrant night life, was taken into custody on suspicion of drug-dealing.
“In the shop we found 120 pieces of magic mushroom chocolate and countless cannabis lollipops,” said police, who confiscated around 70 sachets containing various drugs, about 20 marijuana joints, a range of pills and some jars of drug-laced honey.
Police said one customer, who appeared intoxicated, was arrested after trying to buy a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms from an officer in the shop.
Well, guess I’d better get off here and go cancel my flight to Germany! I knew it was too good to be true! LOL
Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one!
Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida …..
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!
Think about this one:
1. Cows
2..The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians…It creates a hostile work environment.
TOP 8 MORONS OF 2008
1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
….$26mil??! Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence here!!
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS.
Police in Oakland , CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman
who had barricaded himself inside his home. And after firing ten tear gas
canisters, officers discovered that the man was actually standing beside
them in the police line, shouting , ‘ Please come out and give yourself up!’
3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced
him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein this savvy
kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts!!
4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the
money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he
tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours
until police showed up and grabbed him.
5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each
man in the lineup to repeat the words: ‘Give me all your money or I ‘ll
shoot’, the man shouted, ‘That’s not what I said!’
6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: ‘My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!!’
‘Is this her first child?’ the doctor asked.
‘No!’ the man shouted, ‘…..This is her husband!’
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto, CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up
a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a
finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, this brain-surgeon bandit failed
to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!
8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!
A few Summers ago, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an
hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a
problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get their brand new
22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no
matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make
it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able
to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything
in perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and
down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So one of the marina
guys finally jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking
on water, he was laughing so hard.
NOW REMEMBER…THIS IS TRUE!!!
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
THIS COMES UNDER THE HEADING OF ….DUH!…..ROME – A romantic wedding in the Tuscan countryside ended with injuries after an attempt to launch the bride’s bouquet from a plane brought down the tiny aircraft. Italian police say two people were hurt in the crash of the ultralight plane after the bridal bouquet they launched got caught in the aircraft’s rear rotor.
The flowers blocked the engine, bringing the plane down by a youth hostel.
Police in the nearby town of Piombino said Tuesday the pilot was lightly injured in Saturday’s crash, while the passenger who threw the bouquet had several broken bones.
The bride and groom were not aboard the plane.
If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
~ I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the “self-help” section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an “S” in the word lisp?
~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
~ Is there another word for synonym?
~ Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do practice?
~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
~ Is it true that cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
~ Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
~ Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
~ What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
pretty funny,
if Man came out of africa 30,000 years ago how come we have a dark president?
If you go to http://www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq.
You can’t pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed services.
How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!!
It is FREE and it only takes a second.
Spotted a silver SMART CAR here in Morehead! They are so cute. Made by Mattel on the bottom! LOL Got to get one of those.
I just heard that Pitino hit a “WALL” on his way back to Louisville. My “COUSINS” were the first on the scene and they said he “BLEDSOE” much that there wasn’t any hope. He “ORTON” to have been driving in his condition anyway. They said the funny thing was, his blood wasn’t red…. it was blue.
http://www.doineedanumbrella.com
Please, under no circumstances think that I do not realize that the following puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavor of the genre, here you go, lol!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A hog and kisses!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine’s Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Liz: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Jon: “Really?”
Liz: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
“Be my valenstein!”
>>> The Bathtub
>>> Test
>>>
>>>
>>> I asked the director of a mental asylum how do you determine whether or
>>> not a patient should be institutionalized.
>>>
>>>
>>> “Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
>>> teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
>>> empty the bathtub.”
>>>
>>>
>>> “Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket
>>> because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
>>>
>>>
>>> “No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
>>> want a bed near the window?”
Good way of thinking. I like it. Appreciate your sharing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALEB NATHANIEL ISON! WELCOME TO THE WORLD LITTLE ONE! YOU COULDN’T HAVE PICKED BETTER PARENTS! Congrats Joe and Holly Anderson Ison. King’s Daughter Hospital 6.8lb’s 19.5″, C-section No Complications! Congrats happy grandparents Pastor and Sister Anderson and Pastor and Sister Ison. Landon, age 3 1/2 has a new baby brother!
A big shout-out to ‘A’ very nice cashier at the Dollar Store at Lewis Place. They have great deals going on right now!
EVERYONE! LISTEN UP! Don’t forget to come to the Haldeman Community yard sale THIS SATURDAY JULY 10th! Indoor and outdoor booths. Tons of stuff. Come support the community you live in!
Great suggestions. I always carry out your suggestions and apply them.